You didn’t think I was kidding, did you? I bought the tattoos once. I had to see what “his and hers” tattoos looked like. The package only contained one tattoo (assholes) and it was of a green vine that I think was meant to circle an upper arm. Or maybe it was supposed to circle something else entirely. Anyway, it certainly didn’t heighten any of my sensations. And I’ll never get that fifty cents back.