And I hope you never need them.

PeeWee Condoms

You didn’t think I was kidding, did you? I bought the tattoos once. I had to see what “his and hers” tattoos looked like. The package only contained one tattoo (assholes) and it was of a green vine that I think was meant to circle an upper arm. Or maybe it was supposed to circle something else entirely. Anyway, it certainly didn’t heighten any of my sensations. And I’ll never get that fifty cents back.

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6 Responses to And I hope you never need them.

  1. Gayle says:

    So I guess the tattoo wasn’t the ultimate in fun and fantasy either!

  2. Debbie W says:

    Covering the little things in life…I’m thinking if I was a guy and a woman handed me a pee wee condom..maybe kind of insulting? Guys would probably rather see something called Manly Large condoms or something like that. And is the woman and bear skin rug laughing….or looking on in awe?

    I’m paying way too much attention to that advertisement aren’t I? Moving on…. 🙂

  3. Stephanie Harsh says:

    I’m pretty sure she’s laughing. So’s the bear skin rug. 😉

  4. Stephanie Harsh says:

    No, it certainly was not! I totally want my money back.

  5. Christine says:

    Wow, what part of town were you in?

  6. Stephanie Harsh says:

    Huntington Beach. Is that normal behavior for Huntington Beach?

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