1. Thanksgiving is on Thursday. Thanksgiving. On Thursday. When the fuck did that happen?
2. I pierced my eyebrow. And while I was at it, I crossed out the two, wrote in a one and decided to pretend I’m 19 again.
3. I’ve been going out, like, way too often. This is both fun and problematic.
4. I’m a big, fat NaNo failure. (Emphasis on “fat” and “failure.”) (I blame #3 above.) (Yes, for both.)
5. Come December 1st I. Am. Moving. Out. Way, way more to come on this later.