I want to write a novel. A romance novel, naturally. But there’s a part of me that feels like an asshole for even thinking I could do so. I mean, what do I know about romance? And who am I to presume I know what people want to read? And, let’s face it, in my current frame of mind it’d probably have a less-than-happy ending. Someone would get hit by a bus. Everybody would hate the book. I’d be a miserable failure. Come to think of it, I wouldn’t be able to take the criticism. Ah, what the hell. Might as well try. I should probably brush up on my grammar.
Chocolate + Whine
InstaPlayed a fun game tonight at the pool. You got to drink whatever you (blindly) picked out of the cooler. Might be a La Croix or a Golden Road beer. Fun times were had by all (except those that picked a water) (even tho La Croix is delicious). @goldenroadbrew @lacroixwater #funtimes #pool #phase10 #daydrinking #bestpals #sundayfundayThe manfriend smoked beef ribs for 10 hours today. Only pissed off one neighbor. #success #bbq #beefribs #greenmountaingrillsCute little straw roses in my Thai tea. #thaitea #thaifood #dinnertime #nomnom Also, why do I share so many photos of drinks?? #weirdo