Monthly Archives: July 2010

Even Bella is not this stupid.

I should have known better. Look at our history. I bet any one of you could have predicted this. And maybe, deep down, I could have, too. But no. I had to go and learn the hard way. Again. Having … Continue reading

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Everything I should say. Or would if I were a mature adult.

Dear Jon, I’ve said before that if I could go back and do it all over again, I wouldn’t marry you. I know that must sound terrible, but I was too young. I didn’t know anything; nothing of the person … Continue reading

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Five. Looking on the bright side.

1. On Friday, I rear-ended a little red Ford Focus on the 5 freeway. Several pieces of my poor, brave Toyota have shifted so that I can’t open my driver’s side door. It’s going to cost me a pretty penny … Continue reading

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This wasn’t in the budget.

There were so many other things I wanted to tell you about. Unfortunately, trumping all of those is my little traffic accident while stuck in bumper-to-bumper on the 5 freeway this afternoon. I know I should count my blessings, things … Continue reading

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