Monthly Archives: January 2010

Several hundred calories later.

Trying to come up with compelling blog material these days is downright painful. Not that it was all that compelling to begin with, but at least it was something. I don’t know what the problem is. I’m not mad or … Continue reading

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Ugly yellow sprinkles.

I made lemon cupcakes. I wanted it to feel like springtime. Because I’m over winter and not yet ready for summer. (Target, I’m looking at you. Put those swimsuits away.) I was going to garnish said cupcakes with lemon zest, … Continue reading

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A letter to Summit Entertainment, LLC.

Dear Summit, I’m a big fan. Huge, actually. I won’t lie to you. In the beginning, you had me worried. Twilight was an abomination and I couldn’t help but wonder if the monkey you so obviously hired to write the … Continue reading

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Definitely not making the news.

So, I’ve done run out of things to say. Seriously. Sometimes I lay awake in bed at night and think up the cleverest little blog posts ever. Of course, in the light of day, I can’t remember the slightest tidbit … Continue reading

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Four. A meme. ‘Cause it’s all I got.

Four jobs I’ve had 1. Cashier Official taste tester for Mrs. Field’s Cookies. 2. Server. And I’d rather clean toilets for the rest of my life than wait tables. 3. Supervisor. Lousy pay. Lousy hours. Lousy. 4. Administrative assistant. Great … Continue reading

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Chocolate Nut Bars

I’m having one of those weeks months where everything I write comes out sounding like pure nauseating drivel. Which is probably why I’m spending more time baking than blogging. And, trust me, the goodies coming from my oven taste much … Continue reading

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Dude. I’m trying to sleep.

I’m sorry, Luke. You’re just so stinkin’ cute. I know you hear me, buddy. Wanna play? By the way. The blanket? So not an accident. You’re my friend, right? And, as my friend, you want me to be happy, right? … Continue reading

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