Me (eying him suspiciously): Just in case you’re getting any ideas… NO BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
Him: Blah blah blah.
Me: I’m not kidding, Husband. We agreed.
Him: Suck it up. I already got you something.
Me: What?! WHEN?!
Him: A few weeks ago. I got it just because, but then figured it might as well be a birthday present.
Me: If you give me a present for no reason, I’m going to think you’re incredibly sweet. If you give it to me on my birthday, I’m going to be PISSED.
dollars hugs high-fives to the first person to guess the gift… based on the card and the facts that my husband is an obsessed sports fan and I love cute guys.
(And no, it’s not my birthday. Yet. You’ll know when you hear me wailing from a cold, dark corner. Bring chocolate.)