Today is Earth Day. It’s also Administrative Professionals Day. It’s also Ignore Your Co-Workers For Being Idiots And Wishing You A Happy Administrative Professionals Day Day.
I hate this stupid lets-find-one-more-reason-to-eat holiday. I dread it every year. I’m doing my job. My paycheck is recognition enough, thank you very much. I do not need or want or like the extra attention that comes from celebrating this ridiculous day.
I work in a very large hotel. I’m just one of… um… thirty? administrative assistants. I mean professionals, of course. And each year, they turn this one completely meaningless day into a whole week of
fun and games torture.
One day it’s a trivia game, the next it’s a group breakfast. Okay, I’m not a total scrooge. The assorted candy and snacks left on my desk were nice… but, please, for the love of all that’s sweet and chocolatey, let me get back to
blogging work already!