UPDATED: What would you do?

Let’s say you’ve started a blog and, several months in, realize that some of the things you’ve chosen to write about aren’t particularly appropriate to share with family, but too late ’cause they’ve been reading this entire time?
It was suggested that I not share the private details of our marriage with my family, as it [...]

Nine totally random and insignificant things I can tell you about this photo.

1. I’m a freak. I change socks three to four times a day. I can’t stand it when my feet feel dirty and there’s nothing better than fresh, clean socks. This is why I never wear flip-flops or sandals. I just can’t handle it.
2. These pants are too big for me everywhere except my butt. [...]

I’m not sure what the weather’s doing.

Remember how I was all crazy and blah blah blah about the weather this weekend? Well, did I mention there was a chance of snow? A FOUR PERCENT CHANCE OF SNOW? The Husband totally doubted me.
And yesterday? When it SNOWED ON US? Yeah, I looked at him and said, what up now, bitch?
It snowed on [...]

Yes, it has legs and they’re almost as short as mine.

Well, it seems my mother (a.k.a. “anonymous“) is the winner of this “game” except that no one really wins when confronted with the wrath of a daughter thwarted. (You and me, mom. Anytime. Any place.)
Oh, did I mention she gave me the mug?
Family. I’m just not sure there’s enough wine.

Are you ready to give up?

The Game. Updated.

I may be making a huge mistake here, but I’ve decided to skip over image two and three and go straight to number four. Two and three were basically identical to the first, but with more of the M showing. I hope this doesn’t make it too easy for you. ‘Cause, you know, big prizes [...]

Wanna play a game?

See that image above? What is it?
The first person to guess the correct answer wins a trip to The Pioneer Woman’s website where they can enter their name into a real contest and possibly win a real prize. ‘Cause I’m broke and that’s how I roll.
I’ll reveal more of the image tomorrow and as the [...]

Happy Whatever.

Today is Earth Day. It’s also Administrative Professionals Day. It’s also Ignore Your Co-Workers For Being Idiots And Wishing You A Happy Administrative Professionals Day Day.
I hate this stupid lets-find-one-more-reason-to-eat holiday. I dread it every year. I’m doing my job. My paycheck is recognition enough, thank you very much. I do not need or want [...]

Mother Nature and the Internet totally hate me.

I got an e-mail this morning from the nice people at the hotel where the other half and I are staying in Yosemite this weekend. They were kind enough to offer us services they thought we might need such as car rentals and the weather forecast… which, incidentally, looks like this:

Of course it’d be raining [...]

Nacho mama’s bucket list.

Ten Nine things to do before I… you know.
Punch someone in the face. This could be husband-specific, but I haven’t decided. (Not sure what that says about my repressed anger.)
Throw panties at Dierks Bentley. Because THAT VOICE.
French kiss Edward Cullen Stephenie Meyer and/or Matt Farrell Judith McNaught. Preferably both because they’ve created my two all-time [...]